Electric Pickups

Hey, “electric” car fans! Guess what’s coming next in your supposedly serious product line?

Yep: Pickup trucks with electric motors!

EV Pickup image

The manifolding of the pertinent delusions is getting really juicy. Soon, white American men will be able to fantasize that they are “doing their part” for the Earth while driving around in massively overwrought versions of an ecocidal profit-machine that sells because it exploits modern suburbanites’ older notions of what cowboys did on the frontier.

All, of course, by very carefully managed elite design.