If the United States still had racial chattel slavery and you were thinking of becoming an abolitionist, would you join the cause via a group advocating new and improved whip-maintenance techniques? More pointedly, what would you make of anybody trying to foist such a tactic onto concerned citizens?
That is precisely what the shysters at Green Garage invite would-be environmentalists to do vis-a-vis the number one ecocidal product on the planet:
Love that “they’re not going away anytime soon” line! Onward, mighty whip-softeners!